toothbrush can't lose

I am not very good at playing defense.

I do a fine job kicking the ball into your goal, 

for getting passed you is easy.

but I'd never want to hold you back from kicking your ball into mine, see I'm no good at competitive game playing. 

I'm not going to jump in front of my goal, 

or even stretch an arm out to pretend like I'd try.

If you can get your ball into my goal, well, then you win. 

I feel weightless & effortless tossing the ball between my feet.

I seem to win without trying. 

You're there, performing every trick in the book, trying to defend your goal, 

but there it is again, another victory mine.